how i got ray....again. cream cream cream cream cream team!

don't hate me.

this is a long story.
read this when you have ten minutes to spare.
and don't bust your load by scrolling all the way down.
take your time and enjoy.


me. arthur. ray
a bet: who can last the longest without eating meat.
consequence: losers have to eat bugs till there is 1 man standing.
objective: see your friends suffer.

>we suffered. 

and there were some stumbles along the way. like:

art bone eating soup when that was clearly against the rules.

that lead to this:

arthur had to make me and ray meals. he made me bacon and eggs.
9 pieces of bacon and 3 eggs.
daaaaaamn.

some side bets were formed.
like this one:

reg has to eat bugs with the FIRST LOSER of the bet.
if he does. the two people remaining in the bet buy him drinks one night.
if not, reg buys them drinks.
sounds like fun.
shit is getting interesting.

>there was suffering.
moments of weakness.
distrust.
these next few flicks in B&W are crucial:
remember our topics of conversation.
deceit. my longing for chicken mcnuggets. the fact that i HATE mcDEES big macs.



>eventually.
somebody has to lose.
it was arthur:
the food of choice. vietnamese hot and sour salmon soup from saigon.
soup cooked with chicken broth.
sad.
sad.
sad.
that lead to this:



lemon spiced grasshopper tacos.
damn arthur.
gross.

sorry for the poor video quality. trust me. he looked grossed out.
however, fay seemed to enjoy it. and kdizz didnt seem like he minded it much.
it actually looked like kdizz might have had bugs before sometime in the past. =)

(because of the poor quality, please skip these two videos if you wish"


if you are following the story.
it seems and looks like the battle is now between me and ray.
two cousins and strong competitors fighting till the end.
well.
it wasn't that epic of a battle.
ray lost a week later.
the culprit: eating a jello shot when we said eating jello was totally against the rules.
sorry ray.

take it from me.
ray was pissed.
he was upset.
he had to partake in recreational "activities" which he normally does not partake in.
hence the look in his eyes and the sunglasses in the next vid.
my favorite quote of this video:
"ray, you ARE the winner of this bet"

so.
looks like the rain man is the winner. (this video is optional)

champion.

or is he really?

i smell a meaty plot twist.

play this track while you watch the next few videos (hit play here, then hit play on the next video at the same time).

you might be saying to yourself: "what the f?" "i don't get it!"
well. this is the reason why confirming the date was so important:


you might want to play this track next:


remember what i said about deceit? chicken nuggets? big macs? HAHA.


later on. that very same night. this happened:


remember those black and white videos? this happened right after that convo:


do you guys remember the bacon and eggs and 4th of july weekend?


the best part of this night which was not caught on tape:
me and wes pulling the old switch-a-roo with a boca burger and a real hamburger.
the best was eating it in front of everyone and talking about how good the boca burger was.
then paulo asking to taste the boca burger (which was the real burger).
he bit into it and i asked "now thats bangin right? taste just like a real burger."
and him agreeing and saying "yeah, pretty good. taste almost just like a real one."
classic.

so.....
ray...
you are the real winner of this bet...i've been telling you that you are the winner this whole time.

sorry for making you suffer longer than you had to.
and for making you eat a bug.
hahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahaha.....

and arthur...
you are the only one to actually lose this bet like you were supposed to...
so...props to you.
haha

either way. you both owe reg some drinks. he really did eat bugs with the FIRST loser of the bet. hahahahaha

suckas.
cream team: rain. reg. kdizz. jan wes
can't mess with the cream.